Thursday, 16 July 2009

Joke - The old man and skinny-dipping girls

Bedlam - humour

This contribution came from John Evans. Thanks John - hope you find more.
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Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was well shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up then made it nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been for a while. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He coughed loudly to make the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the young women shouted to him, 'Hey, we're not coming out until you leave! So you might as well bugger off.'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
'And a good job too.'
'I certainly haven't,' he said. Holding the bucket up he continued, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Thanks, John. ......Just goes to show, some of us can still think fast even if we are old. Looking forward to some more. Get your fingers twiddling...

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