Saturday, 18 July 2009

Bedlam jokes - short collection

Bedlam humour.

Another set of jokes from John Evans. Thanks John. If you have more, send 'em in, I love 'em.

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Henry went to see the nurse for his annual check-up. She told him he had to stop wanking. When he asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"


I just saw that Harry Potter film. It’s VERY unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, who ever heard of a ginger kid, with TWO friends?


I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning." He replied, "Mourning? No, just having a shit."


I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?


Paddy was walking down the road when he saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. He shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

Thanks for the contribution John. Brilliant , as usual.

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