Friday, 17 July 2009

Joke - Contagious or not....

Bedlam - humour.

This is another contribution from John Evans. Thanks John. If you have any more, send them in.

A teacher asked her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland, the teacher's favourite, jumped up and said, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," said the teacher. "Now would anyone else like to try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, put up her hand, "Please teacher, my grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's VERY contagious."

"Well done, Katie," said the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumped up and said in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

The teacher fainted.

Very funny, John. Love it. If YOU like it, please help others to see it by giving it a thumbs up on Stumble or Digg.

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