Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Joke - Donald Duck and Daisy

Bedlam - humour.

Fred Ashford has come up with another little gem. Many thanks Fred.

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill?

'No!' Donald quacked, ‘I'll thucking thuffocate’

Thanks once again to Fred Ashford.

End of post.


Anonymous said...

That was a shitty joke.

Anthony James Barnett said...

Sorry - can't win 'em all...