Sunday, 19 July 2009

Bedlam Jokes - The way to treat wives

Bedlam humour.

Here's a joke from a new contributer, Evan. May there be many more. If you like the joke, please vote it up on Stumble or Digg.

A couple of days ago, Barry was sitting on the patio, relaxing and drinking beer while watching his wife mow the lawn.

Lorna from next door saw him and was so upset that she came over and yelled at him...."You lazy pr*ck sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around ! Get up off your arse and give her a break !"

Evan thought shit ! ... women. He took another swig from my beer, wiped the cold foam from his lips, lifted his sun glasses, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms F*ck off and mind your own business, my wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening".

After a few days he started to feel really bad about the thing, so went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show his sensitive side.

He was very proud of the deal he got. He is also proud that his wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. After all, he reasoned, we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.

Thanks for that, Evan - great joke. If you find more, please send them in.

End of post - The way to treat wives.

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