Monday, 20 July 2009

Bedlam Jokes - The nagging wife in Jerusalem

Bedlam Humour.

Thanks to Fred Ashford for emailing this joke. If you have anything to offer please send it in for consideration.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife unfortunately passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker said curiously, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man looked him in the eye, "Well, as I recall, a long ago a man died here, was buried, and three days later he rose from the dead..."
The undertaker smiled. "That's right."
"I simply can't take that chance."

Great stuff, love it, Fred. Looking forward to more.

End of post - The nagging wife in Jerusalem.

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