Joke - Who wears the trousers

Bedlam Humour.

Here's another joke from Alan. Hope it's to your taste.

The society newlyweds are relaxing in their honeymoon suite in the London Hilton after their Westminster marriage. The bridegroom decides he ought to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

The honourable Percival de Marsac removes his trousers and tosses them towards her. “Here,” he says, "Put those on."

The blushing bride says, "I can't possibly wear your trousers."

He grins, "And don't forget it! I’m the one to wear the trousers in this family!"

The bride removes her delicate lace knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He grimaces, "I can't get into your knickers!"

“No!” She folds her arms, "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

Thanks Alan. If you have any more, please send them in.


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