Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Joke - Getting old

Bedlam - humour.

Here's yet another contribution from Fred Ashford.

Wife:- What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

Husband:- Take off your bra. That'll pull them out.


Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"


Great stuff. Thanks Fred.

End of post - Getting older.

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