Saturday, 2 May 2015

Police Really Do Care

Bedlam Humour

Joyce and Roy Critchlow sent in this joke

The Northampton Police report finding a man's body in the River Nene, near Becketts Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Milliband for PM’ on his T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.

The police removed the Ed Milliband T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.