Monday, 26 April 2010

Will I Live To Be 80

Bedlam - humour

Here's another joke from Jack Chambers. Hope you like -

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 49.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80 Doc?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

"Oh no,' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,...'Then, why do you even give a shit?


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Brilliant, Jack. Thanks for that, keep 'em rolling.

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Thursday, 15 April 2010

Volcanic Ash. Effect On Health in Britain

Bedlam - Iceland Volcano

Volcanic Ash. Effect On Health in Britain

The effect of the recent volcanic eruption and consequent volcanic ash from Iceland could have a profound effect on the health of the British nation. Patients suffering with bronchial and asthmatic problems will need to take extra care.

Not only will health suffer, but global warming could be affected. Read more in this article.....Volcanic Ash. Effect Of The Icelandic Eruption On Health In Britain

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Sunday, 11 April 2010

The church organist

Bedlam Humour

Here's another contribution from Jack Chambers - he can always be relied on for a good joke
There was a church that had a young, very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so big that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made the jiggle even that more apparent. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation - especially the men.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some passion fruits, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the passion fruit though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tewday."
Lol.... Thanks for that Jack. I'm looking forward to the next one.

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