Monday, 26 April 2010

Will I Live To Be 80

Bedlam - humour

Here's another joke from Jack Chambers. Hope you like -

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 49.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80 Doc?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

"Oh no,' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,...'Then, why do you even give a shit?


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Brilliant, Jack. Thanks for that, keep 'em rolling.

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