Sunday, 2 May 2010

HillBilly divorce

Bedlam - Humour

Thanks once more to Jack Chambers for sending another joke. Hope you like it...


A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'

The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'

The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'

The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'

The farmer frowned, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.'

The lawyer sighed, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'

The farmer said, 'Yes, course I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer started to get exasperated, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'

The farmer shook his head, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is at the end of his tether but tries one last question. He said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'

The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

Lol .... Wonderful Jack - up to your usual high standard ...... Many thanks.

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