Wednesday, 29 July 2009

joke - The Indian with one testicle

Bedlam - humour.

Finally the tree has been cut into log-sized chunks, kindling, and scree. It'll need to dry for a few months before it's dry enough to use, but it should save a few euros once it has done. Now I should be able to get on with the next job.... Will there ever be an end?

John Evans has sent this joke - I loved it.

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'.

He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he said. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ??? Oh, come on, take a guess !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone !!!

Thanks John. Hope to receive more from you soon.

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