Friday, 7 August 2009

Joke - The buxom girl, the lemon juice and the priest

Bedlam - humour.

Thanks to Jack Chambers for sending this joke. Please give it a thumbs up on Stumble at the bottom of the post.

A buxom young girl, just into puberty, went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young girl said, 'Last night I allowed my boyfriend to remove my clothes.'

'Ah!' said the priest knowingly. 'And did it stop there?'

'No, Father. I allowed him to put his hands all over my body.'

'Oh my child. You indeed need help.'

'That's not all Father. He made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then slowly drink the juice.'

The young girl asked, 'And will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off your face.'

Good one Jack. Thanks.
End of post - The young girl, the lemon juice and the priest

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