Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Joke - The three nuns and St Peter.

Bedlam - humour.

Jack Chambers has sent another joke. He's gone into overdrive now after his short break.

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and occupy the body of anyone you wish to."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren." And poof she's gone.

The second one thinks about it for a moment then says, "I want to be Madonna." and poof she's gone.

The third says shyly, "I want to be Sara Pipalini...."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun says, "I read about her in the newspaper last week."

St. Peter delves through all his records scratching his head, then starts laughing. "I think you may have it wrong Sister."

"But I'm sure I read about her."

He hands the tome of words to her and says. "No sister, the paper says the 'Sahara Pipeline' was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

Great one Jack. Hope there's a lot more like it.


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