Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Joke - Women's personal ads

Bedlam Humour.
Here's a joke from Nick Wood - I thought it great.

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
40-ish - 49
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Hope you found it as funny as I did. I'll bet you'll think twice next time you see a personal ad....

2 comments:

msbird said...

this was funny... :)
Next time I ever do a personal ad.. I'll have to watch what I write.

Anthony James Barnett said...

Too true - I'll bet a lot of people will be the same.....