Monday, 10 August 2009

Joke - Penguins and their dead

Bedlam humour.

Here's yet another joke from the never ending store of Jack Chambers. Thanks Jack. May your jokes never run dry.

Did you ever wonder why you see no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout it's and their, life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing, "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then they kick him in the ice-hole.

Brill. Thanks for that. Keep your jokes running Jack. If YOU have any jokes, please send them them in for consideration. In the meantime, PLEASE give Jack's joke a thumbs-up on Stumble if you liked it.

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