Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Joke - Golfer's wives and no knickers.

Bedlam - humour.

Here's another joke from the stable of Fred Ashford - enjoy.

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', the Swede demanded.

His wife turned to him proudly. 'I would if I could, but you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 50 Euros. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also swirls around in the wind to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the pittance you give me. If you'd give me money, I'd wear them.'

Patrick is emabarrased and reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's 20 Euros. Go buy yourself some underwear to cover that thing up with!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. She's a hearty woman, but the wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. The Scot is flabbergasted and says with astonishment, 'Sweet Aggie! Where the friggin hell are yer drawers, woman?'

She explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any. It's all I can do ta keep food on the table.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Go tidy yerself up.'

Lol... I absolutely love it, Fred. Keep sending them in.

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