Thursday, 6 August 2009

Joke - Rats in shit

Bedlam Humour

Another contribution from Fred Ashford. If it tickles your fancy, please give it a thumbs up on the Stumble button at the bottom of the blog-post. It will really help to get it out to other people.

Mr. and Mrs. Rat lived deep in the darkest, dankest sewers imaginable .
Mrs. Rat started complaining (as is her wont, being female), "We have nothing but shit. Shit for breakfast, shit for dinner, and shit for tea."
Mr. Rat snuffled around the day's excreta-smeared treasures. He said eventually, "Don't worry dear, tonight you're in for a treat."
"Oh? Have you something special planned?"
"I sure have."
"Is it something REALLY special?"
"It sure is."
"Something REALLY different?"
"As different as different can be."
"Oh tell me what it is," she says excitedly.
Mr. Rat examines a used condom, shoves it to one side, and beams at her with a wide toothy smile. "Tonight, my dear, I'm going to take you out on the piss".

Good one Fred. Up to your usual standard.

*** Joke, joke, joke, joke ***

End of post - Rats in shit.

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