Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Joke - The Essex girl and the school girl

Bedlam Humour

Well I guess we'll have to go shopping shortly. I hate the job - like most I suppose. Here's a snippet from Alan. If you like it, please don't forget to give it a thumbs up on Stumble at the end of the post.
The Essex girl began a job as a voluntary school assistant and was eager to show her superiors how she could help. One day during break time, she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The girl closely followed the movement of the others.
The Essex girl felt sorry, approached, and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A while later, however, the Essex girl noticed the girl in the same place, still by herself, still watching the others like she wanted to be involved.
Feeling sorry for her, the Essex girl went over to her again and said tentatively, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl was sceptical but nodded, all the time her eyes on the girls at the other end of the field. Feeling she was making advancement, the Essex girl offered her chewing gum then asked, "How come you’re standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

Well done, Alan. A great joke.

End of post The Essex girl and the school girl.

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