Monday, 31 August 2009

Joke - sneezing

Bedlam humour.

John Evans has sent another joke - be prepared for a good laugh....
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for a full fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman, smiling, sneezed again, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. A few more minutes passed, when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took out a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently.... Are you okay?"

"Oh, I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never heard of that before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

"Yes, thanks...." The woman nodded, "Black pepper."

Very funny. Thanks John - brilliant.

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