Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Joke - not this time

Bedlam - humour.

Once more Jack Chambers has sent in a joke. Hope you enjoy.

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After a few months, the wife got pregnant and eventually delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified when he saw his red and wrinkled son for the first time, and said with disgust, 'He's the ugliest little buggar I've ever seen.'

His wife held the baby tightly to her bosom and said tearfully, 'He's not, he's lovely.'

'He's ugly,' He told his wife, 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

'Of course not,' she said with righteous indignation, then added sofly, 'Not this time!'

Lol. Thanks Jack.

End of post - not this time.

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