Thursday, 13 August 2009

Joke - Schwartz's private member.

Bedlam - humour.

Yet another great joke from Jack Chambers.

The mortician's assistant was working late one night. He gave the body of Mr. Schwartz one last cursory examination before releasing it for cremation, but made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician said with envy, 'But I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It deserves to be saved for posterity.'

He carefully removed it, and not knowing what else to do, wrapped it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

As he took off his coat, he couldn't help but share his exciting discovery with his wife. 'I have something to show you,' he said.

'Oh, and what's that?'

'You won't believe,' he said, opening his briefcase. He withdrew the package, ceremoniously unwrapped it, and presented his trophy.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'

Thanks for that Jack. Very funny. If you like it, please vote it up on Stumble.

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