Saturday, 15 August 2009

Joke - the barman's wife

Bedlam - humour.

Jack Chambers has been at it again. We have another joke from him - and I love it.

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir,' The bartender said, filling a glass and handing it over. 'That'll be one cent.'
'One CENT?' the man frowned. 'Surely that can't be right.'
The man took a few sips before pulling a menu towards him and glancing it over. He asked, 'How much for a nice juicy teak and a bottle of wine?'
'A nickel,' the bartender replied.
'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'That's incredible.'
'A nickel,' the bartender said firmly.
'How does this place manage to stay open charging such prices?'
The bartender shrugged.
'Where's the guy who owns this place? I must ask what his secret is.'
The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.'
The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
The bartender replied, 'The same thing as I'm doing to his business down here.'

Lol! Well done Jack - keep them coming. If YOU enjoyed the joke, please let others know it's here, by giving it a thumbs up on the Stumble button below.


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Andrew said...

Hehe, this was pretty funny! :)

Anonymous said...

ive heard this one before and i must say it still makes me laugh! =) good job