Sunday, 2 August 2009

Joke - Before and after marriage

Bedlam - humour.

We had a great meal at home last night - stuffed aubergine to start, followed by chicken breasts with brandy and green-pepper cream sauce. But tonight's ought to be even better. We've decided to splash out and take a meal at the Restaurant Salamanca in Jalon - love the place.

Fred Ashford sent another joke. I think it's hilarious. If you like it, please take the time to give it a thumbs up, OR a two word review on Stumble. That's all it takes to let others know about it.

Before and After marriage.

Before - once a night,
After - Once a month
Before - Once upon a time,
After - The End.
Before - You leave me breathless,
After - You suffocate me.
Before - Don't stop,
After - don't start.
Before - Be by my side,
After, get to one side.
Before - Erotic,
After - neurotic.
Before - She likes how he takes control
After - She says he's a selfish manipulator.
Before - Last night we did it on the sofa.
After - Last night I slept on the sofa.

Thanks for that Fred, please keep sending them in.

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End of post - Before and after marriage.

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