Sunday, 9 August 2009

Joke - Sandals that make you sexy

Bedlam - humour.

Jack Chambers - always a good supplier of laughs - has sent another joke. Please don't forget, give it a thumbs-up on Stumble at the bottom of the post if you like it.

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'Hey.... you foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'

So the married couple walked in.. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be VERY interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband was dubious. He felt he really didn't need them. He said to the man, 'How could sandals possibly turn you into a sex god?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming, 'You got 'em on de wrong feet, mon. Dey on de wrong feet!'


Thanks for that Jack. Keep them rolling in.


End of post - sandals that make you sexy.

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