Tuesday, 16 September 2008

Car seats and sperm count

Men who take pleasure in warming bums on heated car seats should watch out. They might just be scorching their possibilities of fatherhood. Scientists are now afraid even a minor rise in temperature might be sufficient to impair sperm count.

Long Spells.
They also say sitting in car seats for long spells, even if you don’t have it heated, is known to raise temperatures, and that might mean YOUR temperature is lowered!!!

The advice seems to be, cool it, man!

Research implies that couples could take longer to conceive if the man is in his car seat for more than 3 hours a day. Wow, think motorways!

Fine advice if you’re looking for a contraceptive, tough shit if you aren't.
On the other hand, if you're a promiscuous male, the possibilities are mind-blowing. Just think, a woman in every town, heat your car seat to maximum, and .... Well you get the idea.
End of - Car seats and sperm count
Anthony James Barnett - author of Without Reproach.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Another thought for the already paranoid sons:) - no really - thanks for pointing this one out. Yet another reason to drive a scrap scheme survivor.

Julia x