Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Joke - How Adam got Eve.

Bedlam Humour.

Here's another joke sent in by my friend Jack Chambers.

She'll be called Eve.

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. God asked him, "What's wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman and would be called Eve.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!”

Adam was amazed. “Wow! Sounds good to me.”

No headaches.

“She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it"

Adam smiled warily and asked God, "So, what will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam was crestfallen, after all his arms and legs were important. He’d miss them. He asked carefully, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history............!!!!





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End of, Joke - How Adam got Eve.

3 comments:

Lee Pletzers said...

That was classic

Jo said...

heheh

What I want to know is why Adam was there with Even when she was eating the fruit and he didn't do anything. Some "helpmeat" he was :)

Anthony James Barnett said...

Thanks for stopping by Lee and Jo. Glad it tickled your fancies....