Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Joke - The cowboy and the tax officer

Bedlam Humour

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the western plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie.

But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a Tax Office ID badge on the edge of a sultry dress. There's a calculator in her breast-pocket, just covering a nipple. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie... 'You know how I work. You have three wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this.' said the cowboy. 'I'm not going to trust a Tax Office genie.'

'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, considers her volputuous figure and decides that the genie is right. 'OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
 
POOF The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'
 

He eyes her over again. She is the sexiest thing he's seen in an age. 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
 
POOF The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'

He thinks now that he might just be in with a chance, after all she does seem to be rather obliging and it's been a long time since he's been with a woman. After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'

POOF He turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's bound to be a string attached .




End of the post - Joke, The cowboy and the tax officer

2 comments:

Lee Pletzers said...

LOL. That was excellent!

Anthony James Barnett said...

Thanks for dropping by again Lee.

I'm beginning to think of you as someone I know. Thanks again.