Tuesday 22 July 2008

National Junk Food Day


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Each July 21st has now been nominated as National Junk Food Day – the more discerning amongst us might ask, WHY?

To a lot of folks, each day is Junk Food Day; it’s normal cuisine. For normal, mildly health-conscious guys, National Junk Food Day is an apparent CHANCE to nobly chew on their favourite junk food.

Bedlam takes it we’re talking hot-dogs and burgers?

Favourite? What’s so favourite about ground-up OFFAL served between soggy pieces of shit? It’s stuff that can’t be sold in any other way. It's unappetizing garbage. It’s stuff that under different circumstances would be piled in smelly bins, waiting for flies to hibernate.

Dieticians will tell you junk food is any food that contains little nutritional value – shit in other words. They are foods that are high in salt, fat, and sugar – shit in other words!

Junk food is all the APPARENTLY tasty stuff dieticians, and Mums, consider bad for us.

So what about the fact that Junk food may be dangerous to your well-being?

On Junk Food Day, you can eat anything you want, any amount you want. Tomorrow, however, it's back to a healthy diet.

National day or not, I don’t see why I should line the pockets of processed food manufacturers who serve grunged-up offal and call it food.

I think Bedlam will pass on that one.

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