Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Coke, the sperm-killer.

Bedlam Humor

A Natural Sperm Killer
Guys and gals, if you fancy safe sex, just pop out the can, (safe, as in not-getting-pregnant, nothing to do with anything transmittable or nasty).

Coke and sperm.
I always knew Coke was good for something other than cleaning old coins. Coke has now been revealed as an efficient sperm killer, which, they say, may be good for the natural environment – though God knows why. What’s it got to do with the environment?

For the discovery, a woman’s sexuality specialist has been awarded an alternative Nobel Prize for Chemistry. Deborah Anderson, Harvard Medical School professor of obstetrics and gynecology, and her colleagues, shared the Prize for their discovery.

Sperm killer
The sperm-killer effect of coke has now been accepted as fact … Well fact me! Well okay, just hand me the can.

The only thing is …. What am I supposed to do with it? Where do I put it? Do I drink it? Do I rub it in?

End of - 'Coke, the sperm-killer'.
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