Saturday, 28 March 2009

Joke - Only in America

Bedlam Humour.

My thanks to Avner Korblum for this offering.

Only in America

Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America - do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America - do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America - do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage.

Only in America - do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America - do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Hope this hasn't offended my American readers, but if it has - tough shit. I found it funny.

End of Bedlam post - Only in America


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