Thursday, 26 March 2009

Council Job

Bedlam Humour

Thanks once more to Jack Chambers for sending me this joke. He actually sent it a while ago and it got sort of 'mislaid' in my computer.....
A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.' Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right away. Normally, hours are 8 AM to 2 PM. But you can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and continue starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks, no point in you coming in for that.'

End of post on Tell Me a Story - Joke, Council Job

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