Saturday, 28 March 2009

Joke - Ever Wonder

Bedlam Humour

My thanks to Avner Korblum for another set of funnies. We seem to have one or two contributors now - keep 'em rolling guys....

Have you ever wondered –

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

If the black box on airplanes is indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of the stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Thanks for that Avner.

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