Friday, 11 September 2009

Joke - The Polish man in America

Bedlam - humour

Fred Ashford has sent another joke. Hope you like it.

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

'Have you any grounds for divorce?'

'Yes, an acre and half and nice little house.'

The lawyer smiled. 'No, I meant what foundation do you have?'

'It's made of concrete.'

'I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?'

'No, we have carport, and not need one.'

'No, I mean, what are your relations like?'

'All my relations still in Poland.'

The lawyer sighed and leaned back in the chair. 'Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'

'Yes.... we have stereo and good DVD player.'

After a long pause the lawyer tried again. 'Does your wife beat you up"?

'No, I always up before her.'

'Look this isn't helping, I'm trying to find grounds for divorce..... Is your wife a nagger?'

'No, she white.'

The lawyer rubbed his forehead in exasperation. 'This is getting nowhere..... Look, why do you want this divorce"?

'She going to kill me.'

'Kill you.... And just what makes you think that?'

'I got proof.'

The lawyer sounded sarcastic. 'And just what kind of proof do you have?'

'She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.'


'I can read. Don't think I can't read. This bottle it say: "Polish Remover".'

Don't you just love confusion. Thanks Fred.

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