Friday, 4 September 2009

Joke - The heart specialist's funeral

Bedlam Humour.
Fred Ashford has emailed yet another joke.
One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much-loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners started to titter with laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him glared and said, 'Why are you laughing? What do you find amusing?'

'I was just wondering what will happen at my own funeral,' the man replied.

'I'm a gynaecologist'

Thanks Fred. Nice one...

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