Thursday, 3 September 2009

Joke - The lil' ole employment lady and the Texan

Bedlam - humour.

Thanks to Jack Chambers, for sending this.

A Scruffy looking Texan, well known for his lazy ways and never having worked a day in his life, walked into the local employment office, marched straight up to the counter and said: 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The lil' ole lady behind the counter looked over the top of her glasses: 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.'


'You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided, though.'

The Texan whistled and thumbed his dirty shirt. 'That's amazing!'

'The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year.'

The Scruffy Texan straightened his shoulders: 'You're bullshitting me!'

The lil' ole lady behind the counter smiled sweetly. 'Well you started it!'

Another great joke from Jack. If you liked it, a thumbs up on Stumble to give some publicity would be terrific.

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