Jack Chambers just sent me this joke - unusually 'clean' for him....
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh! Killing many?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she said, "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
Thanks Jack - a hoot.