Sunday, 21 August 2011

The Old Lady Doesn't Need to Forgive

Bedlam - Humour

Ed Goldstraw has sent in this great joke

Toward the end of his Sunday service, the  Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your  enemies?"
Eighty  percent held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All  responded this time, except one small elderly  lady.
"Mrs. Neely?  Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she  replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old  are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
The  congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the bastards."  

Love it, Ed. Thanks for sending it. If you like it, please give it a thumbs up on Stumbleupon

Looking for a good read
try Past Sins - contemporary fiction
or Short Moment - collection of short stories

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