Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Mums in Group Therapy

Bedlam - Humour

Ed Goldstraw has sent in yet another joke:

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. ‘You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mum, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on Dick, this bloke has no idea what he's talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home.

Thanks Ed - love it.

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