Saturday, 3 May 2008

High Kicks in Bogota

Bedlam - comment

The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

Would you dream of mugging a martial arts expert - I mean if you were into robbing in the first place, not just an on the spur of the moment sort of thing? No, I thought not, yet one feeble-minded armed robber in Colombia tried it. He found out the hard way that a martial arts academy just isn't the sort of place to rob. Jesus! What sort of nut is he? He must have a whole packet of screws jingling loose.

The thief discovered an imperfection to his plan when the bunch of protégés at the academy didn't take to his interruption. For crying out loud, robbing the Karate Kid? What did he expect?

The unfortunate soul is now recovering in hospital, in Santander province north of Bogota, after the martial artists used their combat skills to remove his gun .... I can't help wondering where they shoved it.

If the hospital authorities have any sense they'll give him a head transplant whilst he's in there!

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