Another joke from Ed Goldstraw...
THE PROMISED LAND
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't realised yet that WE are a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased Vat to 20%.
I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans and they diverted my call to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal, then they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
Lol, too true...... Hope it doesn't offend too many people....
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2 comments:
This post is awesome..i've been reading tons of crap posts from other blogs, but shows you have a more educated reader base.
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