Ed Goldstraw has sent another joke
The Cardiologist and Motorcycle Mechanic
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it works just like new. So how come I make $40,000 a year and you make $1,700,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic... 'Try doing it with the engine running'
Brilliant joke - Thanks Ed
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