Sunday, 27 February 2011

The Scouser

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Jack Chambers
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The man behind the counter stared at him over his glasses. 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/ bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.'

'Wow! What does it involve?'

'Well, you'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.
The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

Brilliant, Jack. I love it.

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