Sunday, 20 February 2011

The Flight Attendant

Bedlam Humour

Jack Chambers has been busy again. He sent this today.

A man was sitting in the bar in Departures at Heathrow. A beautiful woman walked in and sat down at the table next to him.

He decided because she had a uniform on, she was probably an off duty flight attendant. So he decided to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flew for, thereby [he thought] impressing her greatly.

He leant across to her and said the Delta Airlines motto: "We love to fly and it shows." The woman looked at him blankly.

He sat back and remembered another line. He leant forward again and delivered the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world." Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tried again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations."

The woman looked at him sternly and said, "What the f### do you want?"
"Ah!" he said, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ryanair!"

Great stuff Jack - Lol. Nice to see you on the circuit again

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