Showing posts with label job centre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label job centre. Show all posts

Sunday, 27 February 2011

The Scouser

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Jack Chambers
A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The man behind the counter stared at him over his glasses. 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/ bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.'

'Wow! What does it involve?'

'Well, you'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.
The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

Brilliant, Jack. I love it.


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