Thanks once more to Elsie Smith from Leek in Staffordshire for sending this joke. She seems to have an endless store at the moment.
After being married for 44 years, the man took a careful look at his wife and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000 house, $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping w ith a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
His wife being a very reasonable woman told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
Thanks Elsie, very funny. Love your sense of humour. Look forward to seeing more.
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