Thursday, 7 January 2010

Joke - The Amish boy and an elevator

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Elsie Smith of Leek, Staffordshire.

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by the two shiny, stainless steel doors of an elevator that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What's this Father?'
The father, never having seen an elevator, responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father watched with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the stainless doors and pressed a button. The doors opened, and the lady rolled between them into the small room beyond. The doors closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the doors light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the doors opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..... 'Go get your mother.'

Great stuff. Thanks Elsie. Looking forward to more.

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