Joke - The Geography of People.

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Here's another joke from one of my stalwart suppliers of laughter, John Evans.

The Geography of a Woman

• Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
• Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
• Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
• Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
• Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.
• Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
• After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The Geography of a Man

• Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts.

Hey John - great one. Many thanks.

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