Thursday, 22 October 2009

Joke - The underweight baby

Bedlam Humour

John Evans has sent another joke - check it out for a good laugh -
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby. Eventually he checked the baby's weight, and looking a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

He glanced at her over his glasses, then rubbed his chin. 'There seems to be a problem. Would you mind stripping down to your waist.'

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. I'm afraid you have no milk.'

'I know that,' she said, 'I'm his Grandmother.... but I'm really glad I came.'

A right laugh, thanks John.

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